Tag Archive: #lameExcuses

Suspect: “I’m Not Drunk, I’m A Time Traveler”

A Casper WY man arrested for public intoxication told police that he was a time traveler from the year 2048 and aliens had forced him to drink. In fact, the alcohol sent him back in…
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Drunk, Naked Man Fires Shotgun into the Air to Make Sure It Works

A naked 66-year-old man in Key Largo FL was reportedly drunk when he fired a shotgun into the air outside his home. Neighbors called the police, who arrested him for discharging a firearm while intoxicated….
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