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Suspect: “I’m Not Drunk, I’m A Time Traveler”

A Casper WY man arrested for public intoxication told police that he was a time traveler from the year 2048 and aliens had forced him to drink. In fact, the alcohol sent him back in time, and he warned of an impending alien invasion of earth. Read full story…

Drunk Naked Man Fires Shotgun into Air to Make Sure It Works

A naked 66-year-old man in Key Largo FL was reportedly drunk when he fired a shotgun into the air outside his home. Neighbors called the police, who arrested him for discharging a firearm while intoxicated. He initially told police he was cleaning his shotgun, but then said he wanted to make sure the weapon was… Read More »