Monthly Archive: October 2017

Suspect: “I’m Not Drunk, I’m A Time Traveler”

A Casper WY man arrested for public intoxication told police that he was a time traveler from the year 2048 and aliens had forced him to drink. In fact, the alcohol sent him back in…
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Pumpkin Spice Air Freshener Prompts School Evacuation

A Baltimore MD school was evacuated because of a suspicious odor coming from the third floor. Police cars, fire trucks, and ambulances showed up to handle the emergency. But it turned out to be nothing…
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Freddy Krueger-type Glove with 6-inch Blades Turned In to Cops

Police in the UK confirmed that an anonymous person dropped off a ghoulish glove with 6-inch blades similar to that worn by serial killer Freddy Krueger in the 1984 movie, Nightmare on Elm Street.” The…
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Man Asks Friends to Help Him Move, Loots Neighbor’s House

A man in Great Falls, Montana asked friends to help him move. They agreed, and one even rented a U-Haul truck to help with the task. The concerned friends never dreamed police would come looking…
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Drunk, Naked Man Fires Shotgun into the Air to Make Sure It Works

A naked 66-year-old man in Key Largo FL was reportedly drunk when he fired a shotgun into the air outside his home. Neighbors called the police, who arrested him for discharging a firearm while intoxicated….
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Doomsday Prepper Gives All His Food to Hurricane Victims

Joseph Badame, 74, had lost his wife and was losing his New Jersey home when he encountered a couple raising money for their family, left homeless and hungry when Hurricane Maria trashed Puerto Rico. Badame…
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FDA Says “Love” Is Not a Real Ingredient in Bakery’s Granola

A bakery that listed “love” as an ingredient in it’s granola has been cited by the FDA and told to remove the word from the label. The FDA also cited the company for failure to…
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