Trump Calls Apple CEO “Tim Apple”
In one of the funnier bloopers this week, at a roundtable discussion on the economy, President Trump turned to Apple CEO Tim Cook, who was seated next to him, and said, “You’ve really put a…
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Police Confront Black Man for Picking Up Trash at His Home
Boulder, Colorado, police have launched an investigation into a video that surfaced showing a white police officer pulling a gun on a black man who was picking up trash at his own home. The officer…
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Fake Fish on Your Plate?
Frequent claims of “fake news” have become a rallying cry for those who don’t like what’s being reported, but now there’s something even more sinister to worry about: fake fish on your plate. A new…
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Americans Unhappy, Suicide Rates Skyrocket
Despite claims that America has “the most advanced healthcare system” and the best hospitals in the world, life expectancy in the U.S. has fallen for the third year in a row. The reason? A disturbing…
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Judge Blasts Insurer for Putting Profits Over Patients’ Health
A federal judge blasted a subsidiary of United Healthcare, the nation’s largest health insurer, for putting its bottom line profit over the needs of patients seeking mental health care and substance abuse treatment. In a…
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Italian Woman Can’t Find Soul Mate, So She Marries Herself
Italian fitness instructor Laura Mesi had told her friends that if she did not find her soulmate by the age of 40, she would do a solo wedding and marry herself. Her 40th birthday came…
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Suspect: “I’m Not Drunk, I’m A Time Traveler”
A Casper WY man arrested for public intoxication told police that he was a time traveler from the year 2048 and aliens had forced him to drink. In fact, the alcohol sent him back in…
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Pumpkin Spice Air Freshener Prompts School Evacuation
A Baltimore MD school was evacuated because of a suspicious odor coming from the third floor. Police cars, fire trucks, and ambulances showed up to handle the emergency. But it turned out to be nothing…
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Drunk Naked Man Fires Shotgun into Air to Make Sure It Works
A naked 66-year-old man in Key Largo FL was reportedly drunk when he fired a shotgun into the air outside his home. Neighbors called the police, who arrested him for discharging a firearm while intoxicated….
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Doomsday Prepper Gives All His Food to Hurricane Victims
Joseph Badame, 74, had lost his wife and was losing his New Jersey home when he encountered a couple raising money for their family, left homeless and hungry when Hurricane Maria trashed Puerto Rico. Badame…
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